Description:

From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

• The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact
• Fresh Fish
• Clicking the Heart
• The Wrong Dentist
• The Skull Within
• CraniumVision
• Headspin
• Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)
• Thrill Ride
• The First Cannibals
• What’s in the Box?
• Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter
• Bernie
• Beaks
• The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer
• Bummer Tarot Reading
• Pull My Finger
• Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium
• Home With a Future
• The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath
• A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion
• Make a Wish
• Long Sleeves
• Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies
• Scrape and Scoop
• How’s My Driving?
• Granny’s Got an Ice Pick
• A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen
• And There Was a Metal Hook
• Box of Chocolates
• The Frostbite Movie
• Breakthrough
• Ten Little Babies
• Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
• The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman
• Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized
• A Real Haunting
• Vegan Training
• Guillotine
• Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake
• Chick
• Quicksand
• It’s Drabble Time!
• The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator
• Wrongful Death Payday
• Jigsaw Puzzle
• The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet
• Laundry Day
• All The Cheese In The World
• Not Enough Coins
• Impressionable
• Below Deck
• The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards
• The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable
• Bradley Goes Crunch
• Dusted
• Intervention
• Telemedicine
• The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing
• Bunny Ears
• The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville
• Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich
• Last One In
• Too Meta 2 Live
• Steps
• Santa Claus Kills 2020
• Yak Attack
• Job Reference
• The Man Without Nails
• Comeback
• The Last Egg
• Six Cents a Word
• Encore
• Making the Most of It
• After