Long, a prolific horror author, writes with graphic glee - repulsive details and way off-color jokes abound. If this were a movie, it would be rated R for revolting but it's revolting in a cheerful kind of way.
Barbara McMichael --Tacoma News Tribune
Zombie Wilson is the most fun you'll ever have with a corpse in a coconut bra ... and that's saying something.
Trish Martin - horrornews.net --Horror News
On the whole, I'd call this one a triumph. It's quirky, fast paced, and good to the last withered drop.
Scott A. Johnson - dreadcentral.com
--Dread Central
A dog-rough zomedy that'll have you laughing your (undead) ass off from start to finish. Daniel Defoe fans beware!
Author of Flu --Wayne Simmons
I fell in love with the story, so the five stars were well earned. I highly recommend this to anyone who is looking for something a little bit different to add to their zombie repertoire.
--Tonia Brown - author of Lucky Stiff
Product Description
It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on. There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me. That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean but I don't have a volleyball to talk to. All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
"Long writes with graphic glee." -- Tacoma News Tribune
THIS IS AN UPDATED ZOMBIE WILSON DIARIES - The book has added content and art. Enjoy!
It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on.
There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me.
That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean but I don't have a volleyball to talk to.
All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
Includes a sample of The Zombie Wilson Diaries 2: More Coconuts.
Review
"One of the best zombie novels of the year!"
-- Barnes and Noble
" Long, a prolific horror author, writes with graphicglee - repulsive details and way off-color jokes abound. If this were a movie,it would be rated R for revolting but it's revolting in a cheerful kind ofway."
-- Barbara McMichael, Tacoma News Tribune
" Zombie Wilson is the most fun you'll ever have witha corpse in a coconut bra ... and that's saying something."
-- horrornews.net,Horror News
" On the whole, I'd call this one a triumph. It'squirky, fast paced, and good to the last withered drop."
-- Scott A. Johnson, dreadcentral.com
" Something different for lovers of zombie fiction. Afast-paced, darkly comic tale with a hint--maybe more than a hint--ofmadness."
-- David Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE
"A dog-rough zomedy that'll have you laughing your(undead) ass off from start to finish. Daniel Defoe fans beware! "
--Wayne Simmons, author of Drop Dead Gorgeous
"Timothy Long's Zombie Wilson Diaries is anaddictive, engaging, funny, gross, no-holds-barred story of a castaway and thezombie girl he can't live without. Don't even hesitate to buy this one! "
-- Stephen A. North, author of Dead Tide
" After reading it cover to cover I fell in love withthe story , so the five stars were well earned. I highly recommend this toanyone who is looking for something a little bit different to add to theirzombie repertoire."
-- Tonia Brown, author of Lucky Stiff
From the Author
This is a simple tale, really. Boy meets girl. Girl tries to bite boy. Boy ties her to a tree and dresses her in a coconut bra and grass skirt.Look, all the main character ants is a companion, someone to talk to. She just wants him for his body.
About the Author
Timothy W. Long is ex-military but he has also been writing tales and stories since he could hold a crayon and has read enough books to choke a landfill. Tim has a fascination with all things zombie, a predilection for weird literature, and a deep-seated need to jot words on paper and thrust them at people.
Tim is the author of the bestselling, AMONG THE LIVING, and the sequel AMONG THE DEAD. His other works include the military zombie book BEYOND THE BARRIERS and the deserted island 'zombedy' THE ZOMBIE WILSON DIARIES.
Tim can be found tooling around his website at: timothywlong.com
Description:
Review
Long, a prolific horror author, writes with graphic glee - repulsive details and way off-color jokes abound. If this were a movie, it would be rated R for revolting but it's revolting in a cheerful kind of way.
Barbara McMichael
--Tacoma News Tribune
Zombie Wilson is the most fun you'll ever have with a corpse in a coconut bra ... and that's saying something.
Trish Martin - horrornews.net
--Horror News
On the whole, I'd call this one a triumph. It's quirky, fast paced, and good to the last withered drop.
Scott A. Johnson - dreadcentral.com
--Dread Central
A dog-rough zomedy that'll have you laughing your (undead) ass off from start to finish. Daniel Defoe fans beware!
Author of Flu --Wayne Simmons
I fell in love with the story, so the five stars were well earned. I highly recommend this to anyone who is looking for something a little bit different to add to their zombie repertoire.
--Tonia Brown - author of Lucky Stiff
Product Description
It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on. There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me. That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean but I don't have a volleyball to talk to. All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
"Long writes with graphic glee." -- Tacoma News Tribune
THIS IS AN UPDATED ZOMBIE WILSON DIARIES - The book has added content and art. Enjoy!
It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on.
There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me.
That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean but I don't have a volleyball to talk to.
All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
Includes a sample of The Zombie Wilson Diaries 2: More Coconuts.
Review
"One of the best zombie novels of the year!"
-- Barnes and Noble
" Long, a prolific horror author, writes with graphicglee - repulsive details and way off-color jokes abound. If this were a movie,it would be rated R for revolting but it's revolting in a cheerful kind ofway."
-- Barbara McMichael, Tacoma News Tribune
" Zombie Wilson is the most fun you'll ever have witha corpse in a coconut bra ... and that's saying something."
-- horrornews.net,Horror News
" On the whole, I'd call this one a triumph. It'squirky, fast paced, and good to the last withered drop."
-- Scott A. Johnson, dreadcentral.com
" Something different for lovers of zombie fiction. Afast-paced, darkly comic tale with a hint--maybe more than a hint--ofmadness."
-- David Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE
"A dog-rough zomedy that'll have you laughing your(undead) ass off from start to finish. Daniel Defoe fans beware! "
--Wayne Simmons, author of Drop Dead Gorgeous
"Timothy Long's Zombie Wilson Diaries is anaddictive, engaging, funny, gross, no-holds-barred story of a castaway and thezombie girl he can't live without. Don't even hesitate to buy this one! "
-- Stephen A. North, author of Dead Tide
" After reading it cover to cover I fell in love withthe story , so the five stars were well earned. I highly recommend this toanyone who is looking for something a little bit different to add to theirzombie repertoire."
-- Tonia Brown, author of Lucky Stiff
From the Author
This is a simple tale, really. Boy meets girl. Girl tries to bite boy. Boy ties her to a tree and dresses her in a coconut bra and grass skirt.Look, all the main character ants is a companion, someone to talk to. She just wants him for his body.
About the Author
Timothy W. Long is ex-military but he has also been writing tales and stories since he could hold a crayon and has read enough books to choke a landfill. Tim has a fascination with all things zombie, a predilection for weird literature, and a deep-seated need to jot words on paper and thrust them at people.
Tim is the author of the bestselling, AMONG THE LIVING, and the sequel AMONG THE DEAD. His other works include the military zombie book BEYOND THE BARRIERS and the deserted island 'zombedy' THE ZOMBIE WILSON DIARIES.
Tim can be found tooling around his website at: timothywlong.com