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INFORMATION PER SERVING: Serving size: 10 oz. (283.50 g., about 1 novel) INGREDIENTS: Enriched humor, certified nuts (from historical extracts), saturated facts of early dietetic properties, dried wit, natural genius, partially amalgamated Faulkner, Waugh, Garcia Marquez, and Dickens (source of character), virtuoso prose*, adventure (added for excitement), sex (a flavoring agent), fortified iron(y), local color, and modern comic sensibility (to preserve freshness). * Supplies additional entertainment value [from cereal box package] Regular paperback edition packaged in mock cereal box (see additional images for detail).