Author: Annie Graves
Date: 2011-01-01 05:00:00+00:00
Keywords: Childrens
Description: The Nightmare Club is not for just ANYBODY. Only the spookiest, scariest stories get told at Annie's Halloween sleepovers—and if you can't take it, well, tough! Sandy hates his sister's guinea pig. No way is he taking care of Princess Snowflake while the rest of the family's away. After all, dead pets tell no tales... Or do they?
Publisher: Little Island
Rights: © Little Island 2011

GUINEA PIG KILLER

Other books in the Nightmare Club series

A Dog’s Breakfast
Help! My Brother’s a Zombie!
Mirrored

THE NIGHTMARE CLUB

GUINEA PIG KILLER

BY

ANNIE GRAVES

Guinea Pig Killer

Published 2011
by Little Island

128 Lower Baggot Street

Dublin 2

Ireland
www.littleisland.ie

Copyright © Little Island 2011

Illustrations copyright © Glenn McElhinney
except house on front cover by Jacktoon

ISBN 978-1-908195-13-5

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Book design by Someday

Printed in Poland by Drukarnia Skleniarz

Little Island received financial assistance from

The Arts Council (An Chomhairle Ealaíon), Dublin, Ireland.

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For Much Misunderstood,
the most beautiful toad in the world

Annie Graves is twelve years old, and she has no intention of ever growing up. She is, conveniently, an orphan, and lives at an undisclosed address in the Glasnevin area of Dublin with her pet toad, Much Misunderstood, and a small black kitten, Hugh Shalby Nameless. You needn’t think she goes to school – pah! – or has anything as dull as brothers and sisters or hobbies, but let’s just say she keeps a large cauldron on the stove.

This is not her first book. She has written four, so far, none of which is her first.

Publisher’s note: We did try to take a picture of Annie, but her face just kept fading away. We have sent our camera for investigation, but suspect the worst.

THANK YOU!

I’d better thank Deirdre Sullivan for her help with this book or she might unleash her ungrateful guinea pig on me while she smiles evilly and eats cake.

This is me, Annie Graves, author extraordinaire. (That’s French, not a spelling mistake.)

Look, just so you know, this whole Nightmare Club thing was my idea. Because having a nightmare by yourself is kinda scary. But kids sharing their nightmares at a sleepover on Hallowe’en night, when the grown-ups are not around and that spooky knocking from the basement … just … WON’T … stop. That’s really DEAD scary.

Which is why I call it the Nightmare Club.

Everyone has to tell a story. That’s how the Nightmare Club works. And it better be a scary one, or you’re out. Home you go. One year we made Harold ring his uncle, Mr Crosse, to come and get him.

That was because he told a stupid story. It was about a bat that couldn’t find its belfry or some rubbish like that. Everyone knows bats don’t really live in belfries. They live right in your own attic. And they swoop down in the night and scrabble about in your hair with their pinchy little claws …

So anyway, we sent Harold packing. Because only the scariest stories are good enough for the Nightmare Club. That’s my rule.

This is Kate’s story.

She’s a strange girl, Kate. But I suppose if your neighbour was being haunted by a guinea pig, you might turn a little bit odd yourself.

This isn’t really my story, Kate said.

It happened over the summer to a neighbour of mine called Sandy. But I’m going to tell it anyway.

Sandy had a sister called Dolly.

She was a teenager.

She didn’t really want to be hanging out with us kids.

She was boring anyway.

All she cared about was school and people she knew from school and what they said and what they did and who they were annoyed at and why.

Though I suppose that wasn’t completely all.

You see, she had this guinea pig.

Princess Snowflake was the guinea pig’s name, and Dolly loved her more than anything else in the world.

When Dolly was sad, she would take the little princess out of her cage and tell her all about her problems.

She would scratch the guinea pig’s soft white fur until Princess Snowflake made deep, happy noises.

Sandy was jealous of Her Royal Highness.

That is not how he would see it, of course.

He would just say the guinea pig was gross and boring.

Well, I suppose if I had a sister and she preferred an animal that sometimes ate its own poo, then I would be a little put out as well.

Anyway, time came and went, and during the school holidays Sandy’s family all went away.

Mr and Mrs Mount went on holiday. They did that every year, without Sandy, and he said it was very unfair.

He had to stay with us, and it rained and rained all the time and we never got to the beach, even for one day.

Sandy’s sister wasn’t on holiday with their parents, though. She was at Irish college.

And she had left very strict instructions for Sandy about how he was supposed to look after her beloved guinea pig while she was away.

He was supposed to go home every day and feed Princess Snowflake and make sure she was all right.

We didn’t know this.

We’d forgotten all about the wretched guinea pig. She wasn’t in our house, so we never gave her a thought.

Now, Sandy was pretty bitter about being abandoned by his family.

The way he thought about it, it was all Princess Snowflake’s fault.

If she wasn’t around, he reasoned, he wouldn’t have to stay home and mind her and feed her and change her hay and all that stuff.

He would be able to go on holiday with his parents and not have to stay with a silly girl (me) in a house that smelled funny.

(My house doesn’t smell funny at all, but it does smell different to Sandy’s house because Sandy’s house has a weird, mustardy smell that I don’t like very much.)

Anyway, he was wrong to blame Princess Snowflake, because she was only a guinea pig.

What could she do about it?

Make Sandy’s parents take him with them on holiday? I don’t think so.

I mean, her favourite treat was cabbage leaves and she hid under her bedding whenever the television was turned up too loud.

How much more harmless can you get?

I still don’t know if Sandy did what he did to that poor animal on purpose or not.

But this is what he did.

He stayed with us all that time, and he never said he was supposed to go home every day and feed her.

Not until the day before his parents came back from their cruise.

And by then, of course, Her Highness was already dead.

He called me over to the house to show me the body.

He wasn’t sad at all, just worried that he would get into trouble.

The cage door was all nibbled, as if she’d tried to escape.

Her bowl was empty and dry as bones.

I had never seen a dead body before and it was all stiff and pointy.

Her long white teeth were bared, as if she had been just about to bite or let out a guinea pig scream.

Sandy put the body in the bin and I went home angry.

I didn’t speak to him for ages after that.

I kept thinking about my little black puppy, Rock.

His big, soft eyes and snuffly coal-black nose.

What if someday I had to go to Irish college and somebody ‘forgot’ about him?

Thinking about it made my eyes all stingy.

So that was why I didn’t really get the chance to see what happened afterwards for myself.

All I know is what Sandy told me later, when I felt too sorry for him to stay mad.

After Sandy’s parents got back from their holiday, they were very angry with him.

He was in a lot of trouble.

But they decided not to tell Dolly what had happened.

I suppose they thought that she would be so sad and angry about what he did that she might never speak to him ever again.

So what they did was this.

They decided to buy a replacement guinea pig for Dolly, one that looked exactly like Princess Snowflake, and to pretend that none of it had ever happened.

Luckily there was a guinea pig that looked exactly like Princess Snowflake in the first pet shop they visited.

She had been delivered that very morning.

Just left outside the pet shop in a little box.

It was the strangest thing, the shopkeeper said. The very strangest thing.

They took the new guinea pig home and Sandy’s parents stood over him as he fed and cared for it every single day.

It was a frightened little creature, but sometimes it stared at Sandy as if it hated him. As if it knew what he was - a guinea pig killer.

Now and then the new guinea pig would make little squeaking noises with pauses in between.

It sounded like it was talking to another guinea pig.

Of course, it wasn’t doing any such thing. There was no one else there.

And no other guinea pig either.

Sandy began to have nightmares almost as soon as the new Princess Snowflake moved into their house.

In these dreams, he was moving through a strange, dark world.

The only things he could make out in the gloom were two bright red dots, moving slowly but steadily towards him.

He didn’t want the dots to get to him, so he would try to hide from them.

They always found him, though, crouched behind a sofa or against the wall with a heavy curtain pulled around him.

It wasn’t until the night before Dolly’s return that he realised the dark place of his dreams was his own house.

That night the two red dots made their way to the door of his bedroom, and he was very glad to wake up before he could see what happened to him.

Dolly came home full of talk and she didn’t seem to notice anything wrong with Princess Snowflake.

Before he went to sleep that night, Sandy pushed a chair, a toy box and his bulging laundry basket right against the door.

He dreamt of the two red dots swinging like the pendulum on the hall clock.

Back and forth, back and forth. Harder and faster, faster and harder.

So hard and fast that they should have made a noise.

Only they didn’t.

In this nightmare world you couldn’t make a noise.

Even when you tried to, no sound came.

But in the morning the toy box and the laundry basket were spilled out all over the floor.

Trucks and socks everywhere.

Dirty clothes all mingled with his teddies and Lego.

Sandy’s mum made him tidy it all up.

Dolly helped him, though he kind of wished she wouldn’t.

She kept going on about how good he was to take care of Princess Snowflake, even though he didn’t like her as much as Dolly did.

Mixed in with the toys and clothes, Sandy found a small brown bean.

At first he didn’t know what it could be, but then Dolly asked if Princess Snowflake had been in his room.

And then he knew.

Later on he stared at the hard brown lump, sitting on top of the bin liner like the egg of a strange and disgusting bird.

It was the poo of a guinea pig, he knew that.

But whose poo?

And what did it mean?

That was the night the rash arrived.

It started with a dream where something small and cold kept pinching his big toe.

Hard.

It hurt, and when he woke up the pain was still there.

His big toe was covered in little red marks.

He scratched at the rash but that only made it itchier.

His mum called it eczema.

She slathered it with cream that didn’t do very much good.

Every night the rash spread further and further.

It was halfway up his leg by the time they went to the doctor.

The doctor said it didn’t look like a normal rash; it looked like something was biting him.

There was a stronger cream to put on.

A green one this time.

It smelled like toilet cleaner and, after a while, so did Sandy.

Nobody wanted to sit beside him in school because the smell was so strong and he was always twitching and scratching.

His mum changed his bed sheets and cleaned his room from top to bottom.

They made him stop eating milk and cheese and chocolate, in case he was allergic to something.

And he had to wash with a special type of soap.

Meanwhile the rash kept spreading and spreading and the dreams felt more and more real.

In his nightmares, the furry thing was on his tummy.

Its nose burrowed into the crook of his arm.

How could something so small be so heavy and so strong?

Sandy did ask his mum one time if she thought it could be the ghost of Princess Snowflake getting her revenge.

But she told him not to be silly.

He didn’t feel silly, though. He felt afraid.

When he closed his eyes, the two red dots were there all the time now.

Even if he was awake.

The little red eyes.

On a living guinea pig, the eyes had seemed so helpless.

They weren’t helpless now.

They were angry.

Sandy had no idea what he could do to stop the eyes from troubling him, but he knew someone who might.

Dolly had been nice to Sandy since she came back from Irish college.

She felt sorry for him, especially now that the rash was way up his face.

Mum was still making him put on that disgusting cream even though it wasn’t working.

So Dolly hung out with him, even though he looked like he had freckles made of scabs and would go pale whenever she mentioned guinea pigs.

Sandy didn’t want to tell her the truth.

He had to, though.

She had known Princess Snowflake (the first Princess Snowflake) better than anyone.

She might know how to stop whatever was happening to him.

It had to stop soon.

Sandy could not take much more of the night-time nibbling.

Dolly sat and listened to the story without saying a word.

When Sandy was finished, she asked him why he would make up such a horrible lie.

You see, Dolly had painted the tiny toenails of Princess Snowflake with pink nail polish.

This way she could tell her apart from other guinea pigs that were white all over with big red eyes.

(And, well, it also looked adorable.)

When she had come home from Irish college, the polish was still there, and so was the scar that Snowflake had gotten on her back that time the vet had to remove a lump.

It was definitely the same guinea pig.

Sandy didn’t know what to say to that.

That night Princess Snowflake the second disappeared.

The hutch was empty in the morning and, try as they might, they couldn’t find the guinea pig anywhere.

The weird thing was, the hutch door was locked from the outside.

Dolly refused to speak to Sandy for six weeks.

She thought that his story from the day before was the start of some mean trick.

Six weeks was also the amount of time it took for the rash to fade.

Things are back to normal now, except that Sandy is scared of anything small and furry.

Once, he started to cry like a baby when I threw a teddy bear at him.

Oh, and Rock is a lot bigger now and I haven’t forgotten to feed him even once.

Even though his eyes are large and soft and brown and could never haunt you in your nightmares.

THE END

That story really spooked me.

I mean, it sounds kind of silly, doesn’t it? A guinea pig ghost. But then you hear about those beady red eyes following people all over the place, and even if you snuggle right down under the covers you can still see them, staring right at you.

SHIIIIIVERS!

The only way to stop them is to hear another story …

Dublin UNESCO City of Literature

NIGHTMARE CLUB

DUBLIN PLACE NAMES

COMPETITION

Hey there, all you dead smart readers of my deadly books!

My demon publishers tell me I have to explain this competition thingy to you. So that you can go on their miserable website
www.littleisland.ie
and enter their crumby competition and WIN some gloomy prize or other. A Meeting with Cake, I believe, in their stupid publishing house. (In Glasnevin, we call that a party, but these southsiders have to call it a Meeting with Cake.) But hey, cake is always good, even if you do have to meet a few crumbly publishers and a few dotty writers to get it, so here goes.

Listen up, now, if you like cake and can read …

Right, so there are twelve clues in total, hidden inside my four wonderful Nightmare Club books, and what you are looking for are Dublin place names. So, for example, there might be (there isn’t but there might be, it’s just an example) … there might be a character called O’Connell. And you would say, ‘Hey, O’Connell Street, that’s a place in Dublin.’

That is how you solve the clues. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Only they are not as OBVIOUS as O’Connell Street, obviously.

So then when you have solved all the clues, you merry sleuths, you log on to www.littleisland.ie and you go to the page called Nightmare Club Competition and you get this form thingy and you write in the answers. That’s how you get the cake. Or at least, that’s how you get invited to the Meeting with Cake (or party, if you are from Glasnevin).

Twelve unlucky winners will be invited to the cake thingy, and one of the twelve, the unluckiest of all, will also win a book token for a million pounds. (Hah! There aren’t any pounds any more, that was a joke.) I mean, a whole lot of euro. (But not a million. Come on, they are little tiny publishers, not international bankers.)

OK, so watch out for the street names and place names, all in Dublin, as you read the story, and write them down. And then get the next book and do the same. And the next, and the next. They are all called The Nightmare Club (books 1 to 4) and I wrote them. That’s how you know which ones to get - clever, eh? Dead clever.

Your friend,
Annie Graves

PS: Not everyone who gets all twelve right can have the cake thingy; there isn’t enough room and there isn’t enough cake, so if more than twelve of yous get it right, there will have to be a raffle. OK?

PPS: The last day for entering the competition is The Last Day. Of 2011. Easy date to remember: the last day is the last day.

If you are reading this AFTER the last day of 2011, you’ll have to check out the website to see if there is another competition you can enter.

Table of Contents

- Copyright Page
- Dedication Page
- About the Author
- Thank You!
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2